I'll just help myself, thanks...

My person made some popcorn in the microwave. I like popcorn and I especially like buttery coatings. When she was finished, I helped myself to the leftovers. I put my head inside the bag and licked some of the buttery flavor. Then the bag got stuck on me! I stood up and kernels fell out all around me. My person pulled the bag off my head. Then she cleaned butter off my ears and fur. I could have done that for myself.

The Captain of Chenille

My person got this stripey, plush chenille scarf for a present. She put it on, and I started kneading her neck. So then she swaddled me in it, which I didn't mind at all. Now I cuddle in it all the time. Here I am yawning on it, mid-nap. My person said it's getting grubby. I think it's great.