Monday, December 10, 2012

Lap cat

I sit with my person and her computer all day. They are both warm. When my person has to get up, she wraps me in a blanket or covers me with my green and white flannel coat. That way I stay all cozy.

Monday, November 05, 2012


I had a busy morning today. I ran around the house as fast as possible and howled at my person. I rustled around in some wrapping paper in the closet. Then I made myself this nest and have been relaxing all afternoon.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

So snug

It is fall now, and I am cold. I don't like to be cold. The nice Greensburg lady made me this coat. It is soft flannel and has a green and white pattern. I tried it on already, and it fits me perfectly. I can wear it or use it as a blanket. I am all set for the new season. 

Sunday, October 07, 2012

Go team

There is a big game today. My person got out her favorite jersey. She said "Pouncey" is a good name for me too.

Tuesday, October 02, 2012


A squirrel family moved into our roof. I could hear them scrabbling around. My person said squirrels can't live in houses. She called a nice man. He put three traps on the roof to capture the baby squirrels. He will drive them to the forest, which will be their new home. One squirrel went in the trap today. Another one almost did. I watched the whole thing through the window. I was all excited. They are the perfect size to be my prey.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Fattening up for winter

Recently I lost some weight. My people took me to the vet yesterday for a check up. I hate the vet. As it turns out, I am in excellent condition, and the staff commented on my exceptionally soft fur and overall handsomeness. To keep my weight up, the vet said I can eat even more. I am looking forward to larger portions of my special food, Greenies on demand, and butter when I can get it.

Monday, July 09, 2012

That's just right...

It's very warm in my house. My person puts the air conditioning on in the bedroom to cool off. She invites me in. I don't like air conditioning. I prefer to lay on the hallway floor just outside the bedroom, with my tail underneath the door.

Thursday, June 28, 2012


This week I went to the vet. I hate the vet and all the staff. I got my teeth cleaned. I got two teeth removed because they had cavities. The vet's office gave my teeth to my person, to take home. She said maybe she could make a necklace from them, like shark's teeth.

My people brought me home and I was all wobbly. I drank a lot of water and ate my slurry and then slept all night on the kitchen table, on a pile of mail. Today I am much more lively and so far I ran outside onto the deck, which I am not allowed to do, and then I tried to eat my person's taco.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Guy stuff

After my person goes to bed, I stay up late with my other person. We relax on the couch and watch sports on TV. Sometimes we eat snacks. I like his snacks better than my person's snacks. Occasionally I might take a little nap.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Time for a Milocat-nap

I'm taking it easy today. In the middle of the night last night, I barfed up some fur. Using my person as a springboard, I leaped off the bed and threw up on the floor. My person got up with me. After a little while, we got back in bed. I decided to sleep on her pillow. I laid as close to her face as possible. My whiskers tickled her face. For a while, I kneaded the pillow right by her eye. Then I touched her eye with my paw. After a little while, I got up and pooped on the rug. My person got up with me again. Then we went back to bed. This time, I licked my person's ear and touched her lip with my claw. She said "Milo! Go to sleep!" I am going to find a good spot for a nap now.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Traveling in Comfort and Style

Recently I went on a weekend trip with my people. I got in my carrier on my cushion. About two hours into the trip, I peed and pooped in my carrier. I pee a lot. After my person cleaned me off and organized me and gave me a back-up cushion made from a blanket, we were on the road again. On the way home, she made me a travel litter box. When we got to the rest stop, my person opened my carrier and said "OK, Milo, it's time." She and my other person went inside. So I used my new litter box and self-loaded myself back in the the carrier. I was waiting for my people when they came back to the car. My person said she was extremely impressed with me. I like my new travel set up.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Happy Easter!

I have been enjoying myself quite a bit this Spring. Yesterday the nice lady sent us this box. It had bubble wrap and Easter candy in it. I like boxes and bubble wrap and I learned that Easter peeps are like little squishy pillows, which I also like. I lounged in the box. My person said I melted the rabbits.
Recently my people went on a trip. I helped my person get ready. She hired a team to watch me while she was gone. She explained to the Pet Sitter all about my Annual Spring Frenzy. The Pet Sitter didn't believe her until I rummaged through her purse. Then I showed off my energy by latching onto the bottom of the couch and propelling myself around it like a crab. She told my person she might have to charge extra.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

I'll just help myself, thanks...

My person made some popcorn in the microwave. I like popcorn and I especially like buttery coatings. When she was finished, I helped myself to the leftovers. I put my head inside the bag and licked some of the buttery flavor. Then the bag got stuck on me! I stood up and kernels fell out all around me. My person pulled the bag off my head. Then she cleaned butter off my ears and fur. I could have done that for myself.

Monday, January 16, 2012

The Captain of Chenille

My person got this stripey, plush chenille scarf for a present. She put it on, and I started kneading her neck. So then she swaddled me in it, which I didn't mind at all. Now I cuddle in it all the time. Here I am yawning on it, mid-nap. My person said it's getting grubby. I think it's great.