Squirrels!

A squirrel family moved into our roof. I could hear them scrabbling around. My person said squirrels can't live in houses. She called a nice man. He put three traps on the roof to capture the baby squirrels. He will drive them to the forest, which will be their new home. One squirrel went in the trap today. Another one almost did. I watched the whole thing through the window. I was all excited. They are the perfect size to be my prey.

Fattening up for winter

Recently I lost some weight. My people took me to the vet yesterday for a check up. I hate the vet. As it turns out, I am in excellent condition, and the staff commented on my exceptionally soft fur and overall handsomeness. To keep my weight up, the vet said I can eat even more. I am looking forward to larger portions of my special food, Greenies on demand, and butter when I can get it.

That's just right...

It's very warm in my house. My person puts the air conditioning on in the bedroom to cool off. She invites me in. I don't like air conditioning. I prefer to lay on the hallway floor just outside the bedroom, with my tail underneath the door.

Eventful!

This week I went to the vet. I hate the vet and all the staff. I got my teeth cleaned. I got two teeth removed because they had cavities. The vet's office gave my teeth to my person, to take home. She said maybe she could make a necklace from them, like shark's teeth.

My people brought me home and I was all wobbly. I drank a lot of water and ate my slurry and then slept all night on the kitchen table, on a pile of mail. Today I am much more lively and so far I ran outside onto the deck, which I am not allowed to do, and then I tried to eat my person's taco.

Guy stuff

After my person goes to bed, I stay up late with my other person. We relax on the couch and watch sports on TV. Sometimes we eat snacks. I like his snacks better than my person's snacks. Occasionally I might take a little nap.

Time for a Milocat-nap

I'm taking it easy today. In the middle of the night last night, I barfed up some fur. Using my person as a springboard, I leaped off the bed and threw up on the floor. My person got up with me. After a little while, we got back in bed. I decided to sleep on her pillow. I laid as close to her face as possible. My whiskers tickled her face. For a while, I kneaded the pillow right by her eye. Then I touched her eye with my paw. After a little while, I got up and pooped on the rug. My person got up with me again. Then we went back to bed. This time, I licked my person's ear and touched her lip with my claw. She said "Milo! Go to sleep!" I am going to find a good spot for a nap now.

Traveling in Comfort and Style

Recently I went on a weekend trip with my people. I got in my carrier on my cushion. About two hours into the trip, I peed and pooped in my carrier. I pee a lot. After my person cleaned me off and organized me and gave me a back-up cushion made from a blanket, we were on the road again. On the way home, she made me a travel litter box. When we got to the rest stop, my person opened my carrier and said "OK, Milo, it's time." She and my other person went inside. So I used my new litter box and self-loaded myself back in the the carrier. I was waiting for my people when they came back to the car. My person said she was extremely impressed with me. I like my new travel set up.